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1 Corinthians 13

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1 iff i talkd wif teh tungz of manz n angylz, n duzzn haz luff, i are becom liek teh human, knockin down all teh potz n panz frm teh shelf, srsly.2 iff i haz powarz of liek tellin the futurez an if i has access to teh internets, an i gotz all teh missteriez an all teh knowingz an all teh faithz, enuff 2 taek all teh mowntanz awayz, an i duzzn haz luff, i gotz nuffink.3 an evn iff i givez all mai stuffz awai, n iff i delivur mai bodiz to b burnded up, and i duzzn haz luff, i gotz nuffink.
4 Luv is pashient n kind, luv haz no jelusniss or showin offz, luv no is stuck-up5 or r00dz. Luv no insistzes on doin it 4 itzelf, itz not pisst off alla tiem or rezentflufflele.6 Luv izzn all happiez about doin it wrong, but is happiez about teh truthz.7 Luv putz up wiht all teh stuffz, beelivez all teh stuffz, hoepz for all teh stuffz. Luv putz up wiht all teh stuffz... i sed that areddy?
8 Luv no haz endingz. Tellin the futurez, tungz, an alla stuffz u know wil die.9 We haz knowingz a bit, an we haz profacy a bit. We no haz two much tho.10 O, wait. Win teh perfict coemz, teh not perfict will dyez, lolol.11 Wen i wuz a kitten, i meweded leik a kitten, thinkded liek a kittenz, an I chazed strings liek a kittenz. Wen i wuz becomez a cat, i NO WANT kitten waiz ne moar.12 For nao we see in teh foggy mirorr like when teh human gets out of teh shower, but tehn we see faec tow faec. Nao i haz knowingz just a bit, tehn i will haz all teh knowingz, as i haz been knownz.
13 Nao faithz an hoepz an luvz r hear, theses threes, but teh bestest iz teh luv. srsly.

 

I'm not sure "H4XOR" would be pleased.

 

rezentflufflele??? :rofl:
I love this. It's adorable.

 

Maybe not. But Ceiling Cat aprufs! Kthxbai!

 

According to Ex. 6:3, "H4XOR" is Ceiling Cat's proper name.

 

ACK! Ya got me!

 

It's okay. Matt. 6:14.15 if u sais sry Ceiling Cat will be leik s'ok iz kewl. if u donut sez sry Ceiling Cat will pwn u.

 

Joos can't speel.

 

Nope, just using a language where "gud speeling" isn't necessary and in fact is not expected.

 

I believe in Gud..

 

someone has entirely too much time on their hands..lol

 

and remember you dirty hippiezzzzz

so get a haircut..

 

When you say "Gud" do mean the "Ceiling Cat"?

 

Cut my hair long ago and even take a bath from time to time.

 

not me, aint happenin. i believe that passage goes on to say somethin like if you dont have such a law it dont apply to you.. :cheers2:

 

I cut my hair 'cause "it was in my way". (CSN&Y)

Actually, I started going bald and didn't want to look like Benjamin Franklin.

 

Omg. This is making me want to read the bible. I think I might attend a church that preached lolz.

 

Yez.. :cheers2:

 

Oh my god, this must have taken so long to translate over. I love it.

 

What is this? I don't even...