Fuck ME

never, heh

What double stuff?

What's wrong with it?

 

Nothing is wrong with it. You just look like the type of woman who doesn't mind adding a few pounds through eating a double stuff choc bar, obviously. I hadn't actually realised it had a sexual connotation...
Oh dear...the Englishman blushes.

1. double stuffed To use a dead homeless man's penis as a condom, thereby making a double sized penis and practicing safe sex.
I didn't have protection, so I just went down to the homeless shelter and double stuffed.

Urban Dictionary.

 

You know what pisses me off about foreigners, they see a spider about the size of a half dollar piece and call it big.

We have spiders that eat birds people

 

to big,, really really big.. thats what she said...

 

holy crap girl....do you ever sleep?

 

Not as much as I should lately.

Depression can be a bitch.