Fuck ME

There is a big ass spider lolly gagging on the monitor.

I can't sleep, but I don't kill spideys.

I thought I would share.

 

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey

'long comes dis big black spider, sits down besides her, 'n Miss Muffet saw how big dis big black spider's dick was, and gots skeert, 'n decides to be gay.

That's your bedtime story, dear.

 

Oh, just a spider...I thought...erm, never mind.

 

1. It was on the size of a half dollar peice
2. It wasn't black
3. Fuck lesbianism, I like to get fucked.

 

Your mother and I will have to think up another bedtime story, dear.

 

Get a little excited did we.

 

i hate spiders theyre fuckin disgustiinnnggg

 

Erm,...

 

I'll stroke your, uhm, EGO if that will make you feel better.

 

Nagh, I'm actually cool with it.
I'm English, stiff upper lip time.

 

True. true...

If you insist, I won't stroke anything of yours then.

 

If you were single: I would. :tongue:

 

You should have killed it, some day it might bite you..

Peace

 

Where have you been? I've been single since June of 2007... little over 2 years now.

 

I feel bad for eating meat, I won't kill something....

 

Lol...:auto:

 

I'm still trying to figure out where you got this I haven't been single stuff all this time.

 

You haven't been "single stuffed" all this time?
So you have been "double stuffed"?
Jee whiz...what the hell is going on in your life?

 

I haven't been single, stuff....

Because I HAVE been.

Forgot a comma.. haha.

If I was double stuffed I'd have a whole different type of complaint tonight.

 

I did think you were single...to be honest.

You seem the time of woman that would not mind.
But I don't know.
I don't really want to think about it too much, to be honest.