Wow PROBLEM

i'd replace the rug

 

dude, just use a deep carpet cleaner....like bissell or something. When I moved in my house, I had to deep cleanse all the carpets cuz there was like cum everywhere. You should give it a try, I think you can rent one for 1 hour if you dont own one. Enjoy!

 

may i ask WHY you would want to move into a house covered in someone elses cum.... and how did you KNOW it was cum??? :S

 

Hahaha

That was hilarious!

Why don't you just get a new carpet? (And next time get some tissue!)

 

Tell 'em that you dropped a creamsickle (that ice cream) over there and that it mysteriously wouldn't come out of tha floor.

If that doesnt work, tell 'em to fuck off, as they won't fall for anything.

 

hmmmmmm, maybe ask one of the hotel people that clean the rooms how to get rid of cum stains?

 

never really had this problem so i cant really help you lol

guess you should have used the toolet or a tissue...

 

AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

okay, now that I have got that off my chest...

How does your pa know that it definitely is cum?

 

cause pa did the same thing back in the day hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaha

 

Semen is a mucous, therefore it should be crunchy... I would say, break it up with a hammer, vaccuuming up as much as you can get out.[QUOTE] [/QUOTE]HAHAHAHA!! Thank you for that Autumn! Semen is crunchy. I'm sorry to be so awful, but this is one of the funniest threads I've read in a long time. I have no suggestions except to maybe think about a new carpet... If you look on the bright side, you could use your old carpet to become your new spooge rag. Recycling is good.

 

hahahhaha.. oh man, sorry i have no good advice.. but thats a really funny mental picture.

why are guys so freakin weird?!

 

OMG use the toilet next time jesus...