How many forum users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by jimmyjoe1, Jul 21, 2009.

  1. princessmimosa

    princessmimosa Member

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    I thought my joke was clear, since I basically copy and pasted what I wrote from the original post.
     
  2. poor_old_dad

    poor_old_dad Senior Member

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    And then there's the guy that doesn't read the previous posts and tells everyone you don't change the bulb, you replace it and that that it's all a government conspiracy anyway.

    And then there's the guy who fusses at everyone for not using compact fluorescent bulbs.

    And then there's the guy who fusses at him because of the Mercury in the compact fluorescent bulbs.

    And then there's the guy who finally admits the problem all along was that he got real stoned and forgot to pay the electric bill.

    Peace,
    poor_old_dad
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    ..and dont forget the old guy who yells everything in larger font because he thinks everyone is as deaf as he
     
  4. poor_old_dad

    poor_old_dad Senior Member

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    You're right, I'm an old guy.

    An old guy with a lousy monitor and failing eyesight who can barely see. An old hippie who is trying to recover from some very hard times and came here hoping for a laugh to help pull myself along.

    I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend your sensitivities. I will not trespass into your kingdom again
     
  5. waukegan

    waukegan Member

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    we need experience here to show them how to change a light bulb.ooopppps i threw out the instruction manuel....edison must have had a light bulb go on over his head when he thought of the light bulb.
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor


    If you can read this you are following too close
     
  7. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    LMFAO

    that was great:D
     
  8. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    How many Forum users does it take to screw in a light bulb? Forum users don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in sleeping bags.
     
  9. unreallife

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    And 1 to point out that you dont need to throw the used lightbulb away and just break the end off and make a vape.;)
     

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