I got a job

Never thought I would say those words again.

 

You're a sell out bird.

 

Not by choice or necessity though.

 

Than by what?

 

Your only job is to spread the Gospel.
Jobs are the work of Satan to distract us from heavenly works.

 

By pure boredom.

 

On a workmans job I can reach more people to spread the word.

 

Are you saying you don't enjoy consistent philosophical riddles?

 

Sorry to hear that bird.

 

I do, but that only kills about an hour of my time.

 

Oh, maybe we could play shoots and ladders sometime then?

 

Thanks for the compassion, but it will be only for a short time so I'll survive.

 

Cool. What are you going to be doing, and for how long?
Saving up for another trip, I take it?

 

Great idea!
*phones to cancel job*

 

Yeah, I was only kidding about being a sell out though man....I shall very much miss our philosophical discussions though.

 

it's about fucking time

 

Nah, just out of pure boredom. It will only be for a few weeks and I will be doing some very important logistical work.

 

We can still do that. I don't plan to work more than 7 hours a day or so.

 

Ok great, because I was seriously considering just leaving these forums for good again if there was no more bird and philosophy.

If I ever make it to the Netherlands again I will be bringing shoots and ladders though. We could have a slumber party and play that whilst discussing philosophical riddles and the inherent nature of suffering. No pillow fights though, I'm quite against those....

 

Sounds great, you are always invited to stay at my place to discuss and play games.