How many forum users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by jimmyjoe1, Jul 21, 2009.

  1. jimmyjoe1

    jimmyjoe1 toker Lifetime Supporter

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    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    1 to move it to the Lighting section
    2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
    5 to flame the spell checkers
    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
     
  2. moondaddy

    moondaddy Member

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    I'd say just one as long as they only use one hand for jerking off.
     
  3. jimmyjoe1

    jimmyjoe1 toker Lifetime Supporter

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    :smilielol5::cheers2:.
     
  4. simplistic

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  5. jimmyjoe1

    jimmyjoe1 toker Lifetime Supporter

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    ok yea got it from the gold forums just tought it was funny:)and put it on..
     
  6. waukegan

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    get serious people get serious! alright remember there is nothing funny about comedy !no more light bulb jokes.no more jokes period....that is all.
     
  7. caliente

    caliente Senior Member

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    1 to claim that light bulbs don't really need changing and that it's all a government conspiracy
     
  8. Duck

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    What's a light bulb?
    Is that like, in the monitor? =S
     
  9. simplistic

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    1 to point out you dont change the bulb at all. You replace it.
     
  10. jimmyjoe1

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    :iamwithstupid::chillpill:
     
  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    you forgot about the idiot who jumps into the thread and posts a simple




    I WIN :party:
     
  12. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    and three to complain that the site admin is stomping on their freedom to use light bulbs.
     
  13. jimmyjoe1

    jimmyjoe1 toker Lifetime Supporter

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    haha you win yea i just fuckted up:D
     
  14. TheMagneticHeadache

    TheMagneticHeadache Banned

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    One person to flip the switch at just the wrong moment and fry everybody
     
  15. jimmyjoe1

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    :rofl::smilielol5:
     
  16. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    and another to neg rep the noobs
     
  17. princessmimosa

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    Not to be "that person", but I was in the industry and the proper term is "lamp."
     
  18. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Where, England?
     
  19. Lea

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    3 to say it should be posted in the sex forums because doing it with the lights out is boring.
    1 to say it should be in the christian forum because of the "light and the way thing.
    17 woman with pms to bitch about it and yell "Just fucking do it!!"
    6 feminists to say it should be an equal ops thing.
    1 Stoner to sit and think about how beautiful it is.
     
  20. TheMagneticHeadache

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    LampBulb?
     

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