LOLs I read that in David -after the dentists voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs The correct answer for this attention craving thread is "you are pretty no matter what you wear" ... and then a joke about underage girls.
this is my favorite, and also my sons favorite....we've been reading it every night since he was a baby FTW!!
The last time I felt pretty was at homecoming last year and I was wearing this and had this guy right next to me to dance with... Now, I know it's hard to tell which one is me because we both have long hair, but I'll give you a clue. I was in the dress. Haha. That was a really good night.
By the way, Bird, your signature is really starting to creep me out and I'm afraid that my parents are gonna walk by and see it and be like "WHAT THE FUCK KINDA SITE ARE YOU ON?????" and I'm gonna have to be like "It was Bird dude! I swear! It's not my fault!!!!"
A pair of tight fitting jeans with a halter top and a bellybutton piercing, or a simple dress cut just above the knees with a pair of matching shoes and a stylish purse or handbag Hotwater