Dear Women of HipForums who like me...

Im sorry, but I dont have facebook, feel free to call my home or cell phone anytime though for some sexy talk

 

What about men who like you? Handsome, young men?

 

On HipForums?

You must be taking the piss.

 

what if i dress up as a girl and call you?

 

sorry, the male positions have all been filled

but if you like, you can leave your resume and if we have an opening you'll be at the top of the list.

 

WTF? I didn't even get an interview... This is so jewish

 

What about a drag king? How would that fit into your categories?

 

you're already hired dumbass...but with a temper like that I may have to put you back on probation:toetap05:

 

that position is open, and yours if you want it sweet cheeks

 

will there be bacon involved?

 

hahaha....i was looking at some pics the other day and had NO idea that the boy in there was actually one of my buddies dressed as a man. She was a cutie too.

However, I prefer to be referred to as sweet tits in my woman attire. I've no man name yet because my breasts prevent my passing as a man, EVER!

 

are you seriously asking me that question?

 

we're not talking about your last date sweetheart

get with the program

 

fine

sweet tits it is!!

you're hired:cheers2:

 

Oh... well pay up

 

yes bacon fitz

yes sexy talk faelix

and your cheque is in the mail tcf

 

we will have some lovely bacon then

 

dear mary i like you, you should let me come visit you one day to show you how much hah

 

Well if you are lucky GG, I will be there too...so you can show us both your appreciation LOL!

 

it sounds even more tempting now the Bailie`s is from me