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"Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball strangely rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds.

It was their hamster ball. FML"

"Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month.

Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML"

"Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday.

Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML"

Those are some of my favorites from the kids section of fmylife.com... There are hundreds more. Check 'em out and post your fave...

 

"Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML"

That is PURE genius...

 

Quite boring. Anyone can make up those lame stories.

 

he's so clever .. its mean but genius too

 

That's a bit more entertaining than the lame stories people make up around here half the time...

 

Hardly.

 

"Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML"

:rofl:

 

This was done a few months back.

 

hop to it then birdy boy, lets see your creative genius

 

The site is good for a quick laugh, even if half the stuff is fiction.

 

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML



ewwwwwwwwww :rofl::rofl:

 

Nobody gives a fuck... Jesus christ you're such a whiny little dick sucker with your "wrong forum", "this fits better there", "this is old", "nobody cares" bullshit. Your whole troll routine has been done 100 times bitch, so STFU about creativity....

 

"A few days ago my brother came over to visit me. He lives on the other side of the world, so he called me to pick me up at the airport. I went to the airport and didn't see my brother and went back home after 6 hours. Then my brother called me to say it was a joke and he didn't want to visit me. FML."

Just as lame as all the other crap I read so far.

 

You give a fuck. If you didnt, this post I have quoted would never of existed.

You aint big on logic are you.

 

ooOooOOh :rofl::rofl:

 

I give a fuck that you're an obnoxious piece of dog shit. I do not care that this has been done before.

Why is your dumb ass talking about logic? Go sniff some more industrial strength bleach you fuckin' burn-out...

 

someone's not a happy bunny today...

 

Seems normal to me.

 

"I give a shit about online confrontations on this webforum run by a colorblind hippie! FML!"