You think kids these days are getting dumber? You're absolutely correct.

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by MarcoWasRight, Aug 9, 2009.

  1. MarcoWasRight

    MarcoWasRight Member

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    Now, don't get me wrong. I'm 19 and think I only have a fair amount of life experience but I've still got a lot to learn about responsibility. One thing I will say though is by 19 you should have your personal shit together. If you can't make good decisions after the age of 12 or 13 then you're going to need someone to hold your hand til your 40.

    Last night I was with my younger brother and a couple of his friends. They're now just starting to really get into drinking and smoking but still spend most of their time trying to get their dick wet. Problem is, when that's your main goal at 16 you're going to meet some pretty trashy 14-16 year olds. Sometimes my brother will find a nice girl with at least a little common sense but recently he's introduced me to a bunch of dumb, rebellious whores. I was trying to smoke last night (no connections) so I asked my brother if he knew anyone. He called a few people and said no one had any to sell but one girl he knew would smoke me up. We start driving over there and I ask which girl this is. She's barely 15 and I can already tell there is no way she will make it out of high school. Beyond that, this girl is truly the rudest **** I have ever met. All she wants to do is talk and announce how fucked up she is. She will purposely start talking when you do because the attention should always be on her. My brother tells me what street they are on and I ask if it is her house. My brother says she is hanging out with a couple guys and their place. I pull up to the house to find three ghetto looking punks with their extra long t-shirts and baggy shorts that look like capris. The girl had asked me to bring her a pack of cigs in exchange for her smoking me up. I toss her the cigs and one of the homies just hands me a small nug. It's dark outside but I can tell that it's dirt.

    We stand around for a while as they smoke their menthols and talk about Newports. One of them pulls out a wooden tobacco pipe and says "Let's smoke". I would never pack good dank in such a shitty pipe but I figured I already had shitty weed, nothing will make it any better. I pack it up half full and hand it back to the guy that owned it. He didn't pack any of his bud in it, took a hit and then passed it around to his homies first. After we were done smoking they talked about the whippets they were doing. I actually got somewhat interested for a second finding it strange that these ghetto fucks would actually know about that. The more they talked though I started wondering what they were doing. The kid that lived at the house then said "guys, we can't do anymore, my parents might notice it's missing from the A/C."

    Yeah, these dumbasses were huffing freon and calling it whippets. I left but should have told those fuckers to keep inhaling. Could have ridden the world of three idiots in one night.

    :cheers2:
     
  2. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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    You're way too harsh on people in general in your first paragraph. Have fun not making any poor decisions for the next twenty years.

    And really, do you expect anything more from a 15 year old girl?

    And yea fuck those retards huffing a/c shit.
     
  3. SkankyJesus

    SkankyJesus Member

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    im just gunna go smoke my joint over there
     
  4. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Your the one who was hanging out with 15 year olds. Hahahaha.
     
  5. MarcoWasRight

    MarcoWasRight Member

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    Life isn't difficult. You need to make money to survive. You can figure out how to do it but I'd say learn a thing or two from the people around you. Getting through school usually isn't a bad idea and when you're old enough you need to hold a steady job.

    I'll have plenty of fun in my life without going to jail for shoplifiting or starting a bar fight. Save me some legal money.

    When you're 15 years old and trying to fuck a guy that doesn't have a condom you should know better than to say "just stick it in me, who cares".

    A 15 year old. Homies were about 18.

    Who cares about that?
     
  6. SkankyJesus

    SkankyJesus Member

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    knowing wats right and smart is way different than doing the smart or right thing
     
  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    What the others said, if you are 19 hanging out with 14 year olds.....
     
  8. MarcoWasRight

    MarcoWasRight Member

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    Failure to read.
     
  9. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Homies.

    Homies :rolleyes:

    Enough with the fag talk, you don't need to try and impress me with your gangster lingo. You hung out with some little shits who think they're hard beacause they're parents far fall below the poverty line.

    There's no need to act like the big strong elder one just because you couldn't get some 15 your old pussy of your own.
     
  10. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    So what "She's barely 15" means 12 then?
     
  11. MarcoWasRight

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    You just assume they are poor? It was actually quite a nice house and there was a new F150 in the driveway.

    You have any other words for skinny suburban kids dressed in clothes 8 sizes too big?

    No. A 14 year old means one 14 year old not the whole lot of them. The guys with the weed were pretty close to my age. I know better than buying weed off high school kids.
     
  12. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    That's not true at all.... If your brother and his friends could get a girlfriend they wouldn't have that problem now would they?
     
  13. newradicalface

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    Wannabes?

    Sounds like your typical misguided youth :p, shitty weed and all

    Dank is a truth those motherfuckers won't find for awhile, and when they do they will be raped out the ass for it. Hell might as well get some mids and sell it back to them at 15-20 a gram as some "straight kill"
     
  14. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    You said they where ghetto looking punks.

    What the hell else would that imply?
     
  15. MarcoWasRight

    MarcoWasRight Member

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    What's the difference?

    Most guys at 16 are looking for some. Not all the girls are yet. To meet the demand, the girls will probably have to get around pretty quick.

    Of course as you look for younger ones, the hard it gets to find some 14 year old girl looking to have sex with some guy she met last week through a friend.

    NewRadical: Yeah, basically a bunch of punks thinking they had that "krip". Would probably green out if they smoked a blunt of what is grown in the Appalachian mountains. One kid told me to call him anytime I need a dime. Sorry moron, I deal in weights not street lingo that only hold a monetary value so you can get ripped off.
     
  16. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    That's a shame. Because unlike most high school kids I get pretty damn good weed of my dads buddies.
     
  17. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Well, I've been holding a steady relationship for almost as long as my dick has been able to get hard man. Some guys just don't know how to keep a girl around... Some just don't care about the girl.
     
  18. sunshine186

    sunshine186 midnight toker

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    So basically you made this thread to be an asshole? To be judgmental?
     
  19. MarcoWasRight

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    Kids are huffing freon. They are severely depriving their brain of oxygen and could very easily die from it. I'll go out on a limb and say I would call anyone that does that a moron no matter who they are.

    Captain, it's the part about keeping a girl around. I remember being 16 and just generally being annoyed by girls. Most of them weren't interested in the same things guys wanted to do so you had to put on a big show when you were around them. Once you get older you realize girls are just more emotional and need a little extra attention.
     
  20. Captain Cannabis

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    If your doing that then your doing it wrong. Might as well just be acting.
     
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