One's body

If you think of one's self as a billions and billions of cells strung together.'

Which were formed initially from moms diet, then my own

Then my body is just a collection of remanants from Johnny Walker, Nescafe, dead cow, cow juice, Cadbury, Mickey D's, KFC, whatever crap people use as fertilizer, and stuff from dirt that plants soaked up.



I just had a scary thought, hope my mum didnt swallow my dads junk when she was pregnant with me......otherwise......ewww! (See, some Random thoughts are just wrong )

 

Actually, swallowing daddy's sperm is supposed to be good for the baby. Or maybe this chick told me that because she loved to gulp it down!

 

It would only be in you for seven years...I read somewheres that all cells are replaced and/or die after seven years....so technically we are completely new again

 

its all the nature cycle.

 

I'd be mostly banana split and milk then, my mum had huge cravings for banana split when she was pregnant with me.

 

Well, thats not good, I'm sure my diet was a whole lot better the first 7 years than it has been the last 7 years, if its just the last 7 years that I am just a collection of scotch,pot, x and chinese takeaway

 

I would say you are mostly Chinese then....the liver collects and keeps the other stuff

 

Ni Hau Porkai!

(Hello Muthafucker in Mandarin.....I think)