regarding being a lesbian. preferably funny? Like, I was at the gym and this guy was hitting on me and when I told him I liked girls he did the whole "your too pretty.." bullshit. And then I told him he was too ugly to be straight
That was brilliant! I love how he went from hitting on you to insulting you in less than a minute. People seem to think that I've misspoken if I mention something about liking women (only when it comes up) No, I knew what I said and I meant it. Morons...
Haha that is hilarious. I get that as well.. and I also get "Wait.. WHAT? You don't act gay" or (this happened sometimes in high school) if I came out to a girl that I didn't know very well, she'd get all... weird around me and I would respond "Seriously... you are not my type and do you think that just because I'm gay I'm attracted to ALL girls?" OH! and another funny thing (maybe you guys have had it happen) when you come out to someone and they're like "Oh, I have a (insert person they know here - cousin, sister, friend) who is gay, maybe you two should meet?" and It's like "REALLY? Because they're gay and I am gay that just means we're soulmates, eh? Is that how it works with straight people?" haha.
How about when a guy sees and confirms that u are out with your girlfriend and says " can I join ???" all I can think to say is " dude how about no!!!!"iggy:
I hate it when men tell me I should "give it a try" with a man. I usually tell them to "give it a try" with a man first and then let me know how it is. It usually shuts them up. How hypocritical - okay for two women but not okay for two men?!
I'm straght but my best friend is a lezbien and there are always dudes hitting on her and they are like if your lezbien then we can just have a threesome with you and your girl and shes like leave me the fuck alone!! I think its funny.
:smilielol5:Good one. Very funny. In high school, a nerdy guy asked me to be his prom date. He was not popular and I was not popular, so it seemed like a match made in heaven. However, when I told him I was a lesbian, he slammed his hand on the bench and said, "****!" The girl sitting next to me said, "Hey, there's no need for that!" Thankfully, this was during dissmissal, so we were outside without any teachers. The guy then said, "Whatever", and walked away. The girl then asked me, "Are you alright?" I nodded, but I was in tears. I had a quick cry in her shoulders. The comment had hurt me, but I also cried because it was one of the few times someone defended me. While I sobbed, the girl told a few people to mind their own buisness and keep walking. My voice is naturally high-pitched and whiny, so my cries really attracted a lot of attention. I know, it was not funny, but I felt as though this was the ideal oppurtunity to share. High school can kiss my milky white ass! People will often assume that just because I'm attractive I was popular and respected in school. They are stunned when they hear the truth. I may talk about it more in other forums.
