you really need to get over yourself

where did you get the idea that you were so special?

 

Yes, dear.

 

My mom convinced me.

 

Agreed, the sheer arrogance is disgusting.

 

When I checked out my User CP

 

i expected a little more of a fight :boxing_smiley:

 

I'm a lover not a fighter.

 

It happened after I got my first green light thingy

 

I have three green balls and you only have one.

Eat shit.

 

i guess it started in elementary school when i was told i was "gifted." the feeling continued through high school when all standardized tests confirmed my delusions of grandeur, along with various sports awards telling me that i was in fact above average. next came college, where i basically went out of my way to do poorly and still graduated at the top of my class.

then i took some time off and started to feel like i might be a normal person. but i went to the bar tonight and beat the fuck out of my opponents at the head-butting contest, so i again get the feeling that i'm better than everyone else.

 

Thats easy, 3rd grade, but I can never talk about it cos straight guys get angry

 

O'h Lord.!..................................:banghead:



Cheers Glen.

 

statistics

 

Dave's answer was more concise.

But I'm quoting you anyway.

 

Shut up.... deck.


I am not special.
-I cry about it at night.

 

I know, I can't even count cards -sniffle

 

Hatin' on the succinct guy.

 

do you even pay attention?

I think it's marvelous.

 

Spiderman said so

 

Well I used to have these visions as a little boy, I thought tits were just great, and that they wanted me to grab the kids balls to the left and right of me for the pre-school Halloween picture. You can even see the kid behind us feeling it, I have a scary mask on...some kind of Shaman.