I heard those fires in Cali were actually caused by a huge gathering of scene kids with insta-dreads....
I would think that wax burns much slower than human hair, so a glob of wax coating each 'dreadlock' shouldn't burn very fast at all.
We should create a band or something. I'd Say you have the whistle hum band look going on. Righteous.
The art of the whistle is a deceptive one, it seems so easy at first, but it can be conquered with effort.......
You poor, poor soul. You are missing out on the chance to annoy everyone you know! If you can do it loud enough, you can annoy your neighbors without getting out of bed!