who has a personal reason for smoking?

when I was moving to america from east germany back in the day when they had east germany i was hidden in the back of a big lorry, the purpose of which was to transport cigarettes illegally into west germany for cheaper sale of cheap soviet cigarettes for those who wanted them

anyhow we approached the border and the guards started to raise their voices and they opened the back of the van. they were about to bring me out of the lorry to arrest me but i offered them the last carton of Belomorkanal and praise jesus they had heard much about soviet cigarettes but had not ever had these classic cigarettes.

i purchased several cases of Belomorkanal on my final trip back to east germany when it was that. i have smoked a package of unfiltered cigarettes daily since. i would have been arrested and unspeakable consequences would have happened if i had returned to east germany as a prisoner of the border police, cigarettes spared me from that

how about you? do any of you have a story about why you smoke? go ahead and share it

 

haha, you don't have any posts.

 

lol, howd that happen, it says you have 0 posts =P. and i dont smoke, the only times i have were to escape the madness of a huge party to sneak out back with a girl i wanted to get with so that we could be alone together

 

I once traded a carton of Camels for the services of a prostitute in Mombassa, Kenya. She gave me the clap. I now smoke my cigs instead of trading them to whores so I won't get any STDs.

 

I don't smoke and I don't chew and I don't go with girls who do!

 

I lol'd.

Who the hell wants services from prostitutes in Kenya, you're lucky you didn't get aids.


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My personal reason:



Whateva, I do what I want!

 

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=374830&f=51

My mate gave me a packet. I took them and smoked them. I bought some more and then some more and then some more.

 

I don't have a personal reason for smoking. I do it for society.

 

I don't smoke.

And, the person has zero posts because making a thread doesn't count as a post.

 

I don't smoke...But I don't mind the occasional weed/hash.

 

They have posted a reply somewhere else.

 

stop trying to seduce me with your sig pic

 

So, what?

And, whimbrel, I'm just doing to you what your sig pic is doing to me.

 

You sound undersexed if you can blow your load in less time than it takes to smoke a cig. :toetap05:

 

You wasn't right.

 

Again....so, what?

 

I said you were undersexed, not undermasturbated. :cheers2:

 

Just sayin'. :leaving:

 

:biggrin:

 

That's more like it.