beaver tails

i don't crochet my roots, and they look like the ones y'all say "look crocheted".

 

yea right

 

eh maybe she just twists them a lot or root flips or something. vassever.

I flipped a few of my roots and I don't like how those ones look.

 

I'd bet monies that she crotched, not only on the roots. the whole head of locks look too fucking perfect. achoo!

 

crazy ass beaver tails:

 

crazy ass flat dreads!

 

phatty phlatties

 

they kinda remind me of strips of bacon.

 

I'd hate to see the bacon you eat!

 

burnt bacon...

 

My friend used to only eat the fatty bits off of the bacon.

 

I'm not much for chewy fat... now I used to eat the hell out of fatback.

 

I Had no idea what that was until I was a Food Network show about it.

This is quite a lengthy discussion about fat....
Wait a minute, no it isn't at all.

My mistake =D

 

don't eat the piggies

 

You know, you are right...





I much prefer beef.

 

Its a shame that the super tasty parts of animals are the worst for us humans.

Because I used to love to render pork fat down, and infuse other types of food with its deceptive lure....... Sadly that ended a few years ago..

 

Pigs are the magical animal. Pork, bacon and ham. What's not to love.

 

nice find.
there's no way i could have one of these, they'd get in the way for everything.

 

pigs are only good for sniffin out truffles