The worst thing you've masturbated with

This is for both girls and guys, what is the worst thing you have masturbated with? I tried tinfoil around my dick once. Ouch!!!

 

i once tried to 'fuck' the couch cushions. not good, Demin. very rough and needless to say i've been sticking to my hands since then.

 

Well this one girl I knew... have you ever seen the movie Teeth...? Yeah.... that happened.

 

a picture of Janet Reno

 

Soap, felt great until I tried to pee, then

OOOUUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't try this at home.

 

Haha, yeah, i learned about soap the hard way, same with shampoo, but shower gel actually works great if you use a small amount

 

yeah shampoo was not a fun experience

 

soap *rembers the PAINFUL yet pleasing feel*

 

A toothbrush (the brush end), rubbed over penis. Yeeeowch!! It never quite looked the same again (the toothbrush, I mean...)

 

my ex girlfriend ..

 

brpthers soft boxers

 

That is so funny :cheers2:

 

Man..... i tried loads of stuff.
Used my mums vacuum cleaner once.Stuck my cock in the pipe and turned it on.Nearly ripped my dick off, but it was fun at the time.
Heard about a chef one day who was caught fucking a pile of mince meat.Well... if it's good enough for him then it's good enough for me.
Got my mums mincemeat out of the freezer and defrosted it.Stuck my dick in and banged away...lol.
Things you do when you're young eh?

 

a plastic bag, bedding, and olive oil

what a mess

 

A stainless steel mesh glove...

 

Oh my god, did that glove rip off any skin?

 

didnt wack with it. but for some odd reason i decided to rub a bit of icy hot on my meat and veg.............. NEVER AGAIN