funny joke, just found it on erowid

Discussion in 'Psychedelics' started by erowid, Oct 30, 2004.

  1. erowid

    erowid Member

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    I thought this was hilarious it migh just be me though, It s story about a rabbit a giraff an elephant and a lion, very educational:p

    A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

    Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel So good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

    The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! ... Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the rabbit.

    As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this?! He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little fucker! He makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"
     
  2. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    LMAO! That was great!
     
  3. Elle

    Elle Senior Member

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    hahaha......that was so funny! Ima have to tell that to someone.
     
  4. backtothelab

    backtothelab Senior Member

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    oh my, that was funny.
     
  5. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    Hahahah ...

    Very nice! =)
     
  6. AceAzamean

    AceAzamean Member

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    lol, nice
     
  7. maybejusthappy

    maybejusthappy Member

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    LOL.omg, that is too fuckin funny!
     
  8. charredacacia

    charredacacia Member

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    heehee. bunnies are fuzzy.
     
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