Insult the Poster above you Episode IV

his insults are insulting to the word insult.

 

has fleas....

 

has one foot larger than the other two

 

smells of urine all the time

 

uses used motor oil when he changes oil....

 

takes baths in public fountains

 

Kills local stray cats in order to make jerky.

 

is in the witness protection program

 

Routinely gets intoxicated on cheep beer, and proceeds to crash local wedding's singing songs from Ace Frehley's self titled solo album.

All the while sobbing uncontrollably and masturbating frantically.

 

when he goes to BurgerKing...he just sits down because he goes there so much they already know exactly what his order will be

 

When he goes to Burger King, he punches the clock and begins to work.

 

has dishpan hands....

 

he cant reallyt play bass....he just Bass-syncs to someone elses recordings

 

Encourages teen pregnancy in the middle of the night with a pocket full of Quaalude's and a hockey mask.

 

has a rather large......Barry Manilow collection.....

 

his cabin is built out of logs....but not the regular kind of logs

 

lives in his dodge caravan....

 

drives like a little old lady....

 

wears red thermals with a trap door on the rear....

 

Is this guy in real life, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNJdJOEtlyY