The all new penis appreciation thread

Ah, dollar beer nights, how wonderful and hazardous they are.

That is genius!!!

Where is a local retailer for that shit? ha

 

dollar beer nights are dangerous
a creepy black guy wanted to take me home last night, my friend gave him mt phone number
and he called me 3 times today, 2 he hung up as soon as i said hello, the 3rd time he finally talked but then hung up when i told him i had to work tonight
i don't actually have to work tonight

i love penis because let's face it, vaginas make people crazy

 

:cheers2:

 

i like the penis i have, i wouldn't appreciate an all-new one.

 

Holy shite, that thing is huge. I have to tell ya I thought you were a BBC type of gal

 

mine just gets bigger at times and then it goes back to its normal size. i dont' know what is happening. i'm scared - whats going on?

 

naedhippie, you look remarkably like somebody who used to post here.

 

You are slowing turning black, quick get the bleach or your credit score will fall below 500. Eh....

 

shit, can't screw up my credit score.
thanks for the heads up

 

my appreciation thread got shut down it seems...and i don't even know why...
well at least dave made this thread about appreciating penises
i appreciate christian bale's penis

 

I appreciate my own penis, he and I have quite a good thing going on. I also appreciate my boyfriend's penis. He and I also have a good thing going on. :biggrin:

 

beat that one

:leaving:

 

^ :smilielol5: Lynz.

 

We should all replace the word penis with the words Indian~Summer in this thread and see what it looks like, then. Probably pretty close to perfect.

 

washington monument.

 

hahahaha
penis and indian~summer are pretty much synonyms

 

It does read perfectly.

 

I was polishing mine up for this thread but it sprung a leak and got all messy. Now I have to repolish it, damn it.

 

lynz, that's great i can't even beat that rofl