Mens balls..Love them or Hate them?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by mystical_shroom, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. alex714

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    haha
    kayla, youre cracking me up.....
     
  2. PeaceAndPot

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    I love nuggies and comfort they provide me. Like a teddy bear
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hehe ;)

    do you think that should give eachother ball slaps instead of slaps on the ass..You know how like football players or any sports really, they almost always pat or slap eachothers bums..Well, what if they kicked it up a knotched and ball slapped eachother, do you think that idea will ever take off and become a new trend with todays youth :D
     
  4. alex714

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    haha imagine that...

    someone told me they knew this guy who decided to wear a really tight speedo one day at the beach. and when he sat down, the speedo was so tight that one of his balls popped and he had to be rushed to hospital

    poor guy
    but i cant imagine a ball actually 'popping'
     
  5. PeaceAndPot

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    We used to nut slap each other as kids. Kinda a right of passage. I made many a friends via the nut slap greeting!
     
  6. Babou

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    That sounds like a fine American tradition that I should try to incorporate in Pakistan.
     
  7. mystical_shroom

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    oh my lord :D thats crazy...balls are dangerous to have..I would wear a cup religiously..do you think it made a big popping noise..hehe
     
  8. alex714

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    i have no idea...reminds me of 'theres something about mary'
    anyways, thats what you get for wearing a speedo!

    balls are funny, i dont hate them or love them....but i enjoy them in a weird way.
     
  9. mystical_shroom

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    haha :D
    yeah, i sometimes wonder if I had balls, how big they would be, ya know. I bet I would have some tiny little bastards :D like peas :D
     
  10. Therefore...

    Therefore... Antidentite

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    'balls' and 'smack' are two words that should never be used together.

    I like my balls, but it's always a tragedy when I jump a fence and they get caught on the fence.:eek: Or when I sit on them. Doesn't happen often, but it happens.
     
  11. mystical_shroom

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    hahaha :D

    see, thats why I would seriously have to have mine come with an instruction booklet..
    Just seems like you always, always have to be mindful of your balls, ya know..
     
  12. Bug*Man

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    Maybe its not your balls but rather your overly stretched out nutsack that's posing a problem for ya.
     
  13. mystical_shroom

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    isnt nutsack and balls the same thing...
     
  14. Bug*Man

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    Oooooooh Noooooo! You don't carry your game balls out onto the court one by one; you carry them in a ball bag. Makes for easier ball transport.
     
  15. mystical_shroom

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    why is it called a nutsack instead of a ballsack..
     
  16. Therefore...

    Therefore... Antidentite

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    It's not that they're overly stretched. Just that a couple times they've shifted postion suddenly.

    They're not all that much trouble. The only thing you really have to worry about is objects flying into them. (Basesalls, feet, knees...)
     
  17. Therefore...

    Therefore... Antidentite

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    Both are equally viable terms.
     
  18. mystical_shroom

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    yeah, my cousin punched my dad in the balls before, he almost passed out..

    Is it hard to ride a bike...
     
  19. Therefore...

    Therefore... Antidentite

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    No, they just rest on the seat and enjoy the ride.
     
  20. mystical_shroom

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    haha, what about like a motorcycle, is that like a little vibrator for "the boys" :D
     

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