I think my neighbours are dreaming of a black Xmas

Does anyone have a clue as to what the fuuuck on earth this is!!!!?



My neighbours are seriously wacked. I just spotted this in their back garden a few hours ago.

It's a sort of black fake Xmas tree-like thing, with a barbie doll or an angel or something on the top.

WTF?????

Is it anything to do with satanism?

What is it?

Next time I look out maybe I'll see the wifey crawling on her hands and knees with a black Rudolf uniform on getting whipped by the guy, who will be wearing a black santa constume or something, I just know it.

Freaks.

 

A brief search may indicate it is supposed to be a fake Canadian spruce.

 

I was suspecting something really sinister.

Then I saw a picture of a rather innocent looking dark Xmas tree and I was like 'awwww, boring.'

 

I was hoping that they were ordering a gross of body bags, and they'd been sent to your house accidentally


or something....

 

I just peeked over the fence, damn thing is about 6 feet high!

 

Kinda fucking early for xmas... Do they perhaps have a daughter or young son that might wanna play xmas?

 

LMAO Will she have the pony type butt plug in though? Will the black Santa suit be made of latex?
See, you just didn't think this through!

 

Our beautiful spruce trees are green and blue....wanker

 

That's fuckin creepy man

 

It's a bit Royston Vasey, isn't it.

I'm half expecting Papa Lazarou to come knocking on my door later selling pegs.

 

They are just trying to freak you out.

 

I'm pretty sure they're just doing it so people like you will go, "OMG, WTF?" I know this because 90% of the fucked up and weird things I've done have been for that exact same reason.

 

They get plenty of OMG, WTF's from me every morning from around 6:30am.

 

My dad and step-mom run a bed and breakfast and every christmas they put a tree in every room that is decorated and colored with the theme of the room. And in their own house they have two christmas trees also done in color and theme to the room. The one in the livingroom is 14 footer. My step-mom also does interior decorating and goes a little crazy sometimes.