Whats the most embarrassing masturbation related session you've been in?

Enlighten Me

 

my step father waked by and i quickly turned the rolling chair to my left and he said" put away the 12inche for the gringas."

and other time i was slowly wanking and my moms peaks in and asked me about how was my day....I tolled her the gym was fun.

 

It's not much, but this is probably the most embarrassing masturbating situation I've been in:

I was wanking in bed, covered by my sheets and wearing undies and a shirt, and my mum came home but I didn't hear her. So just as I heard her walking down the hall to my room I stopped masturbating, but I was already past the point of no return. So, as she comes into the room I am just beginning the longest slowest climax of my life which luckily she didn't notice but I could feel semen pumping all over my balls and the insides of my legs, while I'm trying to have a normal looking conversation with my mum. (I normally stop the ejaculation by pressing on the bottom of my penis while I ejaculate, so I'm not used to jizzing in my undies - I was unable to bring my hand to my dick without my mother cottoning on, so I came everywhere (yuk!))

 

Mothers tend to be far more aware of things than their offspring give them credit for. It wouldn't surprise me if she was entirely aware of what was happening, but too diplomatic to let on. After all, by definition, a mother is not exactly innocent to the overwhelming lure of sexual satisfaction.

 

I was using a perfume bottle to get myself hot when a guy friend looks for me INSIDE the ladies' washroom in another friends house.
He was like, "Woah."
But I couldn't stop, and he locked the door behind him and fingered me.