The Odyssey Of Snoffly Wospel

There was once a man named Snoffly Wospel. His whole life was full of adventures and he's done many great, noble, and even terrifying things.

I can't remember everything about Snoffly Wospel and need you guys help me. (In case you're not getting it, I want you to make up the stuff he has done.)

 

I remember when Snoffly fought off two hookers with a bag of Hot Cheetos.

 

I remember when he changed his name to Snoffly Wospel....it was because people made fun of him when his name was Snuppalupagus Gertrudian Bartholemew Pingpongalong the 3rd

 

Oh yes, I remember that.

I remember when he wrote that song "Thiller" but gave it to Michael Jackson and let him take credit for it.

 

I remember when Snoffly made really weird game threads

 

I remember when Snoffly got sad because only 2 people participated in a thread about him.

 

I remember when Snoffly figured out that most people use thread subscriptions to surf the the forums...and/or the "my posts" function.....so they don't always see new threads right away

 

I remember when snoffly then realized all of his other threads were instantly posted on and had as many as 100 posts!

 

I remember when Snoffly went bungee jumping and forgot to tell the guy running it about his peg legs...

 

I remember when Snoffly accidently cut off a third of his cock, so he replaced it with titanium.

 

Snoffly had Oscar the big blue bear and used to call Paul Bunyan a big wuss because all he had was Babe the blue ox.

 

Snoffly had to walk to school...uphill....both ways

 

Snoffly had sex with his hot teachers in high school, but he didn't need to, he was a naturally good student who got Straight A's.

 

And he did didn't even have to study.

 

this reminds me of chuck noriis :leaving:

 

I remember when Snoffly kicked Chuck Norris's ass

 

:rofl:

 

And Jet Li at the same time

 

I remember when Didy changed his name to snoffly wospel

 

I remember when snoffly got in a knife fight many moons ago. He got stabbed after giving a certain musician some fatal advice that he should "go electric."