stroke your own ego

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by warmhandedcanadian, Jul 31, 2009.

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  1. standingseated

    standingseated A Back Scrubber

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    You don't know me from the wind.
    You never will. You never did.
    I'm the little Jew
    Who wrote the Bible.

    I've seen the nations rise and fall.
    I've heard their stories, heard them all.
    But love's the only engine of survival.

    Your servant, here, he has been told
    To say it clear, to say it cold
    It's over, it ain't going
    Any further.

    (so in these respects, I've very similar to Leonard Cohen)
     
    standingseated, Jul 31, 2009
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  3. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    ;) :cool:
     
    lunarverse, Jul 31, 2009
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  5. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I'm a fairly good artist and I have beautiful hair. :p

    Oh and I'm brutally honest.
     
    Tree-Hugger, Jul 31, 2009
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  7. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    And you're cute and pretty and still owe me a portrait.
     
    olhippie54, Jul 31, 2009
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  9. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    I'm pretty god damn clever for a 16 year old. I'm pretty good at flirting.
    I have amazing hair. I can play the unreal tournament games like no other.
     
    Didymus Doppelgänger, Jul 31, 2009
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  11. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Putting the finishing touches on it. (My dog stepped on it and left her charcoal footprint on your nose and my floor. :toetap05:)
     
    Tree-Hugger, Jul 31, 2009
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  13. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    lmao!!!
     
    olhippie54, Jul 31, 2009
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  15. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    My penis is huge, so is my brain. I am incredibly handsome and funny and smart, and I succeed at everything I do.
     
    Jimmy P, Jul 31, 2009
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  17. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    Fairly good? You're a fucking crack head Ang.
     
    Bella Désordre, Jul 31, 2009
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  19. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Yes I am fairly good. Trust me I know plenty of artist that make my work look like that of a first grader with finger paint.
     
    Tree-Hugger, Jul 31, 2009
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  21. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    i'm good looking, smart, and i can suck a cock like no otha!
     
    vigilanteherbalist2, Jul 31, 2009
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  23. simplistic

    simplistic Member

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    and then theres the freakish first graders who make those artists look like crackheads.
     
    simplistic, Jul 31, 2009
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  25. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    I don't know about that...*gives Ang some princess syndrome* ;)
     
    Bella Désordre, Jul 31, 2009
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  27. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    that's just perfect. you must have to beat the women off of you!

    *swoons*
     
    warmhandedcanadian, Jul 31, 2009
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  29. darthkacie

    darthkacie crazy diamond

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    I'm having a good boob day.
    they're like handfuls of joy.

    also, I can rip a bong and make the big boys on campus look like sissies.
     
    darthkacie, Jul 31, 2009
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  31. mutteredexpletives

    mutteredexpletives Banned

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    Ahhh... I'm a good cook... A survivor of quite a lot of life's ups and downs... I work hard... I have reinvented myself several times. I overuse elipses. :D
     
    mutteredexpletives, Jul 31, 2009
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  33. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy

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    my boobs are pretty chill and i got legs that dont stop
     
    stacy lulu, Jul 31, 2009
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  35. moon_flower

    moon_flower Banned

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    I'm a good artist.
    I sing pretty decent.

    I'm an awesome mama. And, I'm pretty much one of the best cooks I know. Mmm.
     
    moon_flower, Jul 31, 2009
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  37. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor


    What??...you're fixed???...why do you still make me use those??:mad:...Im allergic to latex you know!!!!!!:toetap05:
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 31, 2009
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  39. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I stroke it to the east, I stroke it to the west, I stroke it to the woman that I love best

    I be strokin'...
     
    daisymae, Jul 31, 2009
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