The penis-in-mouth approach

This is a very inventive way to break the ice, folks.

 

I must say I loosen up a great deal after she has kinda made the first move to break the ice. I can really open up and be myself afterwards.

 

Exactly. It is now proven both in theory and in practise.

 

i'm not sure how well approaching someone with a penis in my mouth would really work out for me. they'll probably freak out because i'm walking around with a mouth full of severed human sex organs, and since my mouth is full i won't be able to explain to them that i'm merely trying new ways to get my name out there.

 

Heavy penguins are a good way to break ice.

 

so is the dick-in-the-ass approach.

 

At the mall where I work, they sell T-shirts that explain the exact situation that you are talking about. /problem

 

I find walking up to a woman and slipping my boner into her hand works really well. They usually just start waxing it purely out of a jerk reaction to having a dick in their hand.

 

That sounds like a family friendly mall

 

I prefer the dick in the vag approach. Eye to eye contact is very important.

 

You needs to come over for drinks and dinner and scrabble.

 

Double post. I hate my internets

 

Fucking internet and fucking triple post my ass

 

:rofl: You have no idea.

They also sell clones of you as doorstops.

 

Is it free? Mine's free and it pulls that shit on me.