weird akward teenage sex story

lmfao! Coolest 15 year old ever! You made my day, thanks man.

 

Shit, I woulda made that bitch give me head, haha. No, but seriously though you definitely blew it. Oh well, you're only 15, you'll get more chances. And hopefully find a girl who knows what she's doing. Oh and your llamaworm sig makes me lol everytime I see it.

 

DTF... down to fuck!

 

Go get her!....get her good

 

i take that offensively

 

if you didn't let her bust you then wtf dude, a bad handjob is better then no handjob. shoulda showed her how to do it and why wouldn't you return the favour?

 

Yeah yea you get in there kid and wreck her pussy. :d

 

no, ive got a handjob from my ex a few months ago and another time at a party when i was around 13.

 

lool

 

Yeah and show her what ya workin with!

 

dude you've got to be kidding me.

i'm sorry, but you behaved like a child. not surprising, but damn.

you're 15, you're young. i'm guessing shes not more than a year older or younger than you. obviously if she's not doing a great job its because she hasn't yet had the practice, patience and ambition it takes to get good. obviously she needed some gentle, comfortable guidance towards what YOU like. don't say "no, you're doing it wrong..." or "i have to go home and feed my dog," put your hand over hers and move her hand for her for a short period of time, show her how YOU like it (obviously she isn't that experienced, but she may not be completely new to things - and perhaps the last guy liked what she did - everyone is into something different, trust me. don't be overly point blank about it or you'll hurt her feelings, but also don't just give up if she doesn't get you off right off the bat)

and damn, lord knows i'm sure YOU could use some practice getting HER off, especially at your age (even if you've gotten laid before, you're young and likely rather inexperienced, all things considered). did it ever cross your mind maybe you should have made out with her, gotten her comfortable, and then gone down on her?

learning to do THAT right will set you right for life. if you can give good oral sex, good things will come your way.

and not everyone is talented at the same things. maybe she doesn't give good handjobs (i've never had a good one from a partner) or maybe she doesn't give good head (most girls won't take more than an inch, inch and a half at once, many accidentally scrape you with the tips of their teeth, etc.....but half the time blowjobs are really just handjobs with a little licking, or just the very end goes in her mouth....boring, if you ask me...but a girl that can deepthroat, and does so without coersion, is an angel in disguise)

but even if not everyone can be good at everything, YOU can get better at what YOU can do, and even if they can't reciprocate it you should learn to go down on a woman and do it RIGHT, because if you do you'll never have to beg your girl for pussy because she's tired of you finishing before she even really gets going. if you can get her off before you even try to get anything for yourself, she'll respond positively.

and seriously, gentle and respectful direction or suggestion if she isn't doing it how you like goes a long way....much more than trying to just take her however you want (unless she's a hardcore sub, in which case so long as you discuss the situation before trying anything you've probably got a big green light) or saying you have to go play with your dog lol

better luck next time. try not to fail.

 

lol, very false imo

 

I concur

I value my frenulum.

 

I though you were older then 15

 

I think that totally beats my fail story. girls don't have very good hand-eye cordination, shoulda told her to just use her mouth and teach her how to use her gag reflexes

 

Excuse me?!

 

your unexcused, all girls r born with it.

 

:driving:

 

Bullllshit. And even if it's true, hand-eye coordination has nothing to do with jerking off a cock. AND if that did have anythin to do with sex, it certainly wouldn't explain why a good amount of men with superior coordination have tremendous difficulty giving a girl good head.

Woooowwwww, my fem-dyke-nazi is slowwwly resurfacing

 

aww chronic :rofl:

dont worry, i think you are :cheers2: