Don't you just hate it when the people at doctor places ask you what's wrong with you right there in the waiting room in front of everyone? Sometimes it can be embarrassing, so I'll tell you how this 65 year old man handled it. He walked in and the nurse asked him what his problem was. He said, "There's something wrong with my dick." The nurse, irritated, replied, "You shouldn't say things like that in front of everyone." The man said back, "You shouldn't ask questions like that in front of everyone if the answer could embarrass them." "Well, you could have said there's something wrong with your ear and told the doctor details from then on," the nurse told him. The man walked out and waited several minutes before coming back in. The nurse smiled smugly and said, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," the man said. The nurse smiled and nodded approvingly, knowing that he had taken her advice. "Okay, and what's wrong with your ear?" she asked. "I can't piss out of it," the man replied. The whole waiting room erupted in laughter. So the next time you are asked a question with an embarrassing answer, just remember this little story and laugh.
LOL! i love that! one time i was out with my dad, and he had been painting a room or something so he was wearing hospital scrubs. someone asked him if he had just been in the hospital and he got a crazy look and was like "yeah, i just escaped. i will not be observed!! I WILL NOT BE OBSERVED!!" it was the funniest thing ever, the dude looked pretty scared
When I burned my dick, the doctor was like, "It's a good thing you aren't circumcised." And then the female nurse who was standing there laughed and said, "Oh stop it!" I was sitting there like, "What?" lol
