God and pizza?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by The World of Dan, Nov 10, 2004.

  1. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    I don't believe in God.... but if I did, I would be sure that God himself invented pizza personally!!!
     
  2. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I believe in God and pizza.
     
  3. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    good thought....
    but no your wrong i didnt invent pizza...i just came up with the idea...jesus actuily invented the pizza
     
  4. bird_migration

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    I agree, even god makes mistakes.
     
  5. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    Are you saying jesus was italian?
     
  6. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

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    i never really cared to think about it.......so why start now
     
  7. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    that's a very good point.... but if that is the case, why did you feel the need to post this? I think that you're secretly a member of the god-making-pizza faith, but can't quite come out...
     
  8. Samhain

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    the goddess invented and god made it
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  9. novarys

    novarys Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    pizza is good yes.
     
  10. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    no thats the christian god, the pagan goddess and gods expects and hopes that we will enjoy everything they have created for us and that includes pizza.
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  11. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    lol they would ahve all kinds of sex and some of them it would be the last kind of sex you would ever have
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  12. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Yes I know
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  13. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I think we've left everyone else behind quick someone say something about pizza
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  14. novarys

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    ninja turtles
     
  15. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    Oh great... a pagan (yay, i'm one too, kinda) and a satanist (i think, are you?) have hi-jacked this thread...

    Anyone know any good "A pagan, a christan and a satanist walked into a bar..." jokes? (do any even exist?)
     
  16. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    A man died and went to heaven, he siad to god 'why are all those people, hanging out over there and ignoring everyone else'
    god said 'don't worry about them they're the questions and think they're the only ones here'
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  17. AreYouExperienced

    AreYouExperienced American Victim

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    I bet God hates places like Pizza Hut and Dominoes for completely butchering his creation.
     
  18. spiceguy

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    I make good pizza............
     
  19. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    I get the feeling you don't like christans much... I don't know why, it's just a *feeling* I get... While I don't like christanity... I don't mind actual christans themselves (i'm sure not going to judge them based on that fact alone at any rate).
     
  20. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    *Hides the Dominoes pizza i'm eating*

    I'm told that the world best pizza is in Italy (well, duh), but that the second best is in New York... I hope to some day visit both these places and find out for myself.
     
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