im dirty,oily and i stink..

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by hippiehillbilly, Jul 27, 2009.

  1. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    im also really really tired.

    that poses a problem in that i am too lazy to bathe.

    whats a dirty hippie to do?? :cool:
     
  2. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    just take a nap.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    patchouli!
     
  4. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    i cant sleep in the daytime. never have been able to. dunno why i slept like shit last night,usually only happens with a full moon..

    lol,patchouli wont mask this ick..lol i think i am at the end of that rope..
     
  5. Sir Schizo

    Sir Schizo Member

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    Cut off your nose! Then you won't have to smell the stink.
     
  6. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    doesnt solve the oily ick that covers my entire body though..
     
  7. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    HHB..your reputation is in the black...wonder if you can get more than one black box.

    Let Dilli soak ya with the hose and dry in the sun.
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    maybe if he disables it repeatedly...
     
  9. TheDayTripper

    TheDayTripper Member

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    jump in one of your neighbors pool.
     
  10. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Oh shit, that happens to you, too? I cant sleep on the full moon, either.
     
  11. DonaSoledad

    DonaSoledad Senior Member

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    Go jump in the pond, stream, river..whatever, and bring some deodorant soap ..but please, wash your stinky ass..
     
  12. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i have a feeling it would be MUCH easier to just bathe...
     
  13. mastercylinder

    mastercylinder Banned

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    take a shower--lazy freak
     
  14. moon_flower

    moon_flower Banned

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    I agree, let dilli soak ya with the water hose then fall asleep on your front porch in a rocking chair. :)
     
  15. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Now you can get a job as a roofer.Congratulations.
     
  16. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    lol, i just soaked myself down with the water hose.. brrr, these cool nights we have had made the water coming from the cistern a bit chilly..

    our solar shower bag bit the big one. need to go pick a couple up before winter rolls around or they aint gonna be much bathing done here..lol

    the good news is i am now clean and smell of doc bronners tea tree soap and patchouli.. :)

    thank you all for your encouragement..lol
     
  17. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    i have no idea, that would probably require getting reps though..lol

    oddly enough i dont get many either way.. i have only had like 20 since skip brought it back..
     
  18. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    your rep is turned off, which is probably why people don't bother repping you...
     
  19. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    IMO thats a good thing..lol :cheers2:
     
  20. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Thank God We Can All Breath Again....:cheers2:.



    Cheers Glen.
     

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