Nudist question.....

I'm in great shape and am very well hung, I'm proud of my body and don't mind people seeing it, women seem to really enjoy seeing me on the nude beach. Is there anything wrong with that, if so what?

 

Nope.

 

Well Apart From Your "Over Inflated" Ego, I Guess Not...



Cheers Glen.

 

Ego and exhibitionism come to mind right away.

Other than that...

 

I agree with GLEN. :toetap05:

 

I Love Your Work.....



Cheers Glen.

 

:cheers2:

 

You do seem to have a high opinion of yourself. Visiting and enjoying a nude beach is no problem of course, providing you keep your penis under control and don't pester anyone.

 

well, i guess u dont have any trouble with insecurity, but follow the wishes of the beach goers and be polite, that will be best dont u think?

 

Sportguy,

If a Girl started a thread like this the guys would be all like show us the pics!, TiTS or GTFO! and then be thumping the under side of the desk for 5 quality minutes.

But if you a Guy does it, you're egotistical and shallow, and the girls will pretend like it doesnt matter.

If you are who you say you are, you know the truth, you see their eyes pop out when they are walking along the beach,trying to have a perv when they think you arent looking.


Everyone is shallow, the ones that claim they arent are just pretending

 

I completely disagree. To me it'd be no different if a woman had posted this. People are misguided if they would react differently to a woman

 

Oh, Puh-lease!

 

It really wouldn't...
But then I'm not a shallow rowdy guy

 

modesty suits everyone well. ppl with inflated ego arent that well liked by most... and god help them if they cant stand up to what they think of themselves.

i find the accountname itself already funny: "sportyguy" .... I mean "huh??" its basically like screaming out "look at me, I am SPORTIVE, WELL TRAINED, COOL etc. " Whats your profession? are you a professional athlete? or just one of the wannabes going into gyms and wasting their time to get some muscles for their upper body?

yes, i dont like immodest ppl. you may be m. phelps or the terminator, but if you run around bragging with it .....:boxing_smiley:

peace

 

Kind of makes me think of the type of name one might use for an online dating profile.
I'm giggling listening to you all put him in his place.
Bravo!

 

i'm aware my initial statement doesn't sound very modest, but i basically had to describe myself in order to accurately pose the question. As for my accountname, well it's just a name that people have described me by, it could also be "doesn't wash up properly guy" if i used a description from my gf but that's a bit long winded.

I agree with Vanilla, if a girl had written the same q there would have been a totally different response. Speaking from personal experience i can tell you that some women behave in quite an overt/loud manner (i would say much more so than any male behaviour i've seen) if they see a guy of my description, women (especially if more than one) don't have any shame in staring and pointing, so i don't understand the responses here.

When i first went to a nudist beach i found it quite disturbing, i have since come to accept the attention as a compliment, if i did not i would not be a nudist.

Tell me, how should i react when on exiting the water i hear a woman exclaim something, and i see her pointing(!!) directly at my privates for her friend to see. The same two women then pass by me very slowly, whilst i shower, one looking at least slightly embarrassed but staring nonetheless and the other grinning and giggling whilst shamelessly staring at me and at one part of me in particular? (and this is not an isolated occurrence)

 

Girl 1: *giggle* "look at the little wee-wee."
Girl 2: "Omg, it's so tiny!"
Girl 1: "I never knew they could get so small."
Girl 2: "It seems to have some kind of fungul infection."
Girl 1: "I don't want to look at it."
Girl 2: "I can't look away, it's like a train wreck!"
Girl 1: "Why is he smiling?"
Girl 2: "Did he just wink at us?"

 

seriously, if you have a problem with this, just dont go to a nude beach. or maybe just dont present you to them when they walk past you while showering.... i really have been together with a lot of naked women (nude beaches and for years an ethusiastic sauna user) and yes, there are ways to move and to behave that prevents you from presenting your body to every willing or unwilling spectator. and in the worst case, you can always use your hands to cover up (and now dont say "it" is too big).

i know some guys who run around, breast out, legs wide split to make sure everyone can see they are THE male around here. modesty man, modesty.

however, secretly, far back in the last corners of my mind there is this little voice that keeps saying: " omg, another guy out for bragging on the internet. come, tell him he is AWESOME so he might quit it".

 

I don't know why but for some reason Brad Paisley's song "Online" comes to mind. Here are the lyrics...

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’ll see ya online

 

Well said bft4evr!