Once when I was at my mamaws house, a JW came to the door and was talking to her. She told them she had to get something out of the oven that she'd be right back. She came back to the door holding a knife and told them "If you little sonsofbitches come back to my door again, I'll cut you to pieces. Tell that to God." then slammed the door. Ahahaha, she was crazy. I miss her.