Home alone

What do you do when your home alone?
Cause I am tonight and there isn't a thing on earth to do other than sit here, listen to music, and scream every once in a while.

What do you do?

 

Where do you live? Do you like candy?

 

oh. i'm home alone tonight too.

wifey is out at a work thing. kiddo is at another place.

i'm getting blind drunk, listening to music, posting here, and needing to piss every half hour. gotst a bladder like a dixie cup.

 

Let me also say that I don't want to be raped.

 

My flatmates just stay in their rooms with their doors shut so it actually makes no difference if theyre here or not, so I just do whatever

 

jerkfest 2009.

 

I am alone all day and all night.
I sit here, quietly.

And get a little less sane each day.

 

I live by myself so I do what I do every other night.

When I was a kid I used to stay up and watch R rated movies.

 

Being home alone is so boring.
I wish one of my friends would call me and come visit me.

 

I set booby traps for burglars.

 

home alone = no pants

 

Masturbate...then sing really loudly for awhile...then I get bored and take a nap or something, lol.

 

I sing really loudly too!

 

Swingin' free, eh? Gross.

 

What can you do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHG__IAvWB0


Hotwater

 

I said no pants....not no unders

 

there was a huge storm last night and the power went off. bitches were going crazy. of course were not allowed to have candles and very people had flash lights :willy_nilly:

 

i'm able to entertain myself through a variety of means.