I got Mormons today!

i couldnt agree more

 

I have had very nice mormons and JW come here.too nice , makes it hard to be an asshole to them.

the door-door southern baptists are pushy and scary though.

The mormon kids in this neighborhood freak me out though..
two weird dudes that ride bikes everywhere- and next year there will be two new ones that look the same but younger to replace them...it is some weird foster program or something.

 

I use to live in a 99% Mormon town. I found them to be oddly attractive people.

 

I don't have any experiences to really share, other than a really beautiful, sweet french-Canadian Jehovah's Witness who used to come knocking at my door and ask for me. She was a little older, in her 30's, early 40's I assume. I just liked talking to her.

 

I would love a Mormon wife



They know their place

 

I think you meant to say wives.

 

Nope...one would be enough...and I think thats all Im allowed to have in my Country anyways.

 

Haha Yert welcome to the club! I live in Texas i get Mormon, Baptist and Jehovah Witnesses, if I'm stoned when they come by I usually ask them to come in and have a bit of hypocracy scripture fun with them. Nothing like a Baptist-Catholic up bringing to may a guy an expert pointing out bullshit in the bible.

 

That's what you THINK. That is, until years into the marriage they come under the influence of a more progressive ministry, turn against legalism in interpreting scripture, calling it the "dead letter", and not "spirit", and pretty much tell you to shove it whenever you ask them anything.

It happens.

 

That's my same upbringing. lol Good times. My parents were fine, but both halves of my extended family thought the other half was going to hell.

 

Do they wear nerdy dark blue suits and ties and they have nerdy bikes with big mirrors and headlights? if so then i have those too, but they never stop here.

 

I'm waiting for the Mormons or JW. I never get to have any fun. I havn't had them stop for me since I was a kid. One time I was opening the blinds in the livingroom. My mom said "Put those down, the Mormons are out!"

 

Got mormon?

 

They won't come to my house. I have no trespassing signs, lol. But I think the Jehovah's Witnesses travel door to door a lot more than Mormons.

 

Jehovah's witnesses are cooler because they are usually elderly and stupid and wear normal clothes. Mormons are always these brainwashed virgins in suits who like to invite more impressionable young virgins to basketball nights.

 

next time the mormons come by.. tell them you are having a pool party and you have a couple of extra swimsuits

 

But they might be a little small. *growl*

 

oh no Tisha.. they will run like hell.... supposedly Satan wants to drown them

 

Well, he is known for his poolside shenanigans.

 

What place is that?