I've killed two flies with my hand

In the past 24 hours. Beat that, Obama! Booyah! One landed on my forehead and I smacked my forehead and killed him...I have NO clue how, they're usually way too fast for me. And then just a minute ago one tried to crawl down my shirt and I smacked myself in the chest and he fell down onto my pants. Fucking sweet!

 

You squished a fly onto your forehead?
You're hardcore, man.

 

Reminds me of the "7 in 1" story

 

Damn straight.

 

Ugh fly guts on your forehead?

 

Be careful, that sort of bragging is what made Mickey have to fight the giant...

 

I almost killed a fly in my kitchen last week but decided not to after I realised it was actually Jeff Goldblum

 

Was it yelling "help me! help me! Save my career!"

 

lmao. No, is he still on Law and Order?

 

you have the skills of a jedi master

 

one of my proudest moments took place at a bbq a few years ago. i killed 1 or 2 flies with my hand, and stabbed another with a fork.

 

now you can make a yummy fly stew..just add potatoes, carrots and flies..it is to die for

 

MY friend did that whole forehead bit,
but then she realized that there was no fly.

I laughed.

 

I'm guessing a hole in the screen door? :toetap05:


Hotwater

 

I really have no idea how all the kajillions of flies get in...but I live in a crappy old trailer house that's totally falling apart, I assume they found a random hole or something...came in with the carpet shrooms...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54mo6VXO17U




Hotwater

 

You could rub their dead remains all over your body. Nothing is sexier than a kinky fly lady.

 

Dead flies in large amounts smell REALLY bad. You'd never guess that until you do a fly genocide in your house, lol.

 

i hate flies