btw, if you guys get bored later you're always welcome to come over to my place for some "just friends" spooning :cheers2:
I cannot swim but I am definitely into giving/receiving "The Hungry Unicorn," "The Hot Carl," "The Strawberry Shortcake," "The Alabama Hotpocket," and many other sexual acts. You should not post provocative pictures of yourself in a bra for it gives my mind impure thoughts. I do like these thoughts, though. I want to apologize for immediately assuming that you were a loser/undercover officer of the law but you need to build your post count and get to know people before you start asking for hook-ups. But no, I am not from Southern Connecticut but I would love to swim with you, do you have a pool? I do not. "Ain't I clean? Bad machine, Super Cool and Super Mean. Feeling Good for the Man, Superfly, Here I Stand. Secret Stash, Heavy Bread, Baddest Bitches in the Bed. I'm Your Pusherman." Curtis Mayfield wrote that song about me, by the way, just in case that gives me a better chance of getting to swim with you. Later, d00d. -NICU
