I'm not even cool enough to feel any shame about being lame. I'm just a middle-aged lame-o who really doesn't know any better. Now, you might ask: if you don't know any better, how do you know you're lame? Well, I really don't! But I don't know that I'm not lame, so that's kinda lame. Or is it? It might be cool to be a little humble! Oh, forget it. I'm not sure enough that I'm lame to be able to confess to this. Disregard. Sorry, everyone! Please continue with your enjoyment of the forums!
I'm doing all I can to be cool, peoples. But maybe you're right. Maybe we should all just relax and have a place to be lame. OH WHAT A HORRIBLE IDEA!! IT'S SO LAME!!!
OMG, THAT is incredibly LAME!! Welcome! Formal evening wear is required...we're all wearing multicolored lame tonight. [smacks own forehead in shame]
to <3 the lame is to be lame! WHY CAN'T I JUST TAKE A NICE COMPLEMENT IN A GENTLEMANLY FASHION??!! OH, IT'S SO LAME! AAAH!! MY PERSONALITY HURTS!!!