If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

The monster that lives in the drain of the bathtube sucked you in and killed you

 

Turned out your knife was as lame and dull as you, broke, and i jammed your nose up into your brain.

 

turns out your too small and weak to actually do it so i beat the shit out of you.

 

hockey puck to the temple

 

i had a helmet on so i then charged at u and skated over ur neck cutting ur head off

 

While sticking a long stick up your rear, you slipped. The stick penetrated your intestine, then proceeded to rip several vital organs. You died a slow, painful death and I escaped unscathed.

 

an industrial strength vacuum cleaner accident

 

u were walking around a city and a piano fell out of a building onto u

 

deep fried and served to starving children in Ethiopia

 

deep fried and served to fat americans. believe me this has got to be worse.

 

a rare herd of Bison came out of nowhere and stampeded over you while you were waiting in line at the bank machine

 

a herd of fat americans stampeded u while u were in line at mcdonalds. again im pretty sure this is worse

 

yep...Americans are always worse

 

Chopped up and converted to 19 19 19 fertizer for my garden.

 

ur wife, while giving u a blowjob bites down hard and removes u from ur penis. she then shoves it down ur throat where u choke on ur own dick

 

wow...that was a classy one


your co2 canister malfunctions during a spacewalk and you don't make it back to the hatch in time.

 

You go over Niagara Falls in a barrel

 

got trampled to death in an Aerosmith most pit