If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

But out of pure coincidence a gun went off near by and a stray bullet hit the extinguisher and it exploded in your face

 

i had a face mask on so it didnt harm me but the shapenel from the extinguisher went into your throat

 

you were speeding a motorcycle down the Makinac bridge and rear ended a ramp truck....at least your last 2 minutes were spent experiencing free fall

 

u were on the ramp when i hit it so i hit u in the process

 

but your face mask was only plastic so it melted to your face and some shrapnel went in through the eye holes and pierced your brain like a kabob

 

my eyeball fell out of my socket and landed in ur mouth where u choked on it.

 

lmao. In my dying seconds I jammed my fingers into the empty socket and gave you a lobotomy........then you died

 

wow that took a long time for us to die... just saying...

u took a poop and ur intestines fell out

 

That's like what it takes to kill Jason Voohees

You burped and literally puked you guts up

 

i unscrewed ur head. yep u were strapped down and i pulled and twisted until ur head came off

 

lightning suddenly struck you right before you were about to Be gettin Some action

 

lol....you were strapped down and I made you listen to Brian Adams until you killed yourself with your one free hand and a gun I provided you with

 

You were walking down an alley and a homeless person mugged you and then bashed your head in with a brick.

 

i knifed u

 

As I was dying I found some rope in the alley he came out of and strangled him. That hobo was you

 

i then took that rope and hung u both from a flagpole together.

 

Got trampled to death by a mechanical bull

 

a kid was swinging on a swing and jumped off and landed on your head. this broke ur neck and skull u died of related injuries

 

you were at the library reading quietly when you suddenly suffered a brain hemorrhage. Since not many people go to the library anymore you weren't found for 4 days

 

i ran u over with my car at midnight and u were seeing colors... until u died