*Advice for Stupid People 2*

dont try to unclog a running lawnmower with your foot

 

After you lather and rinse, you don't need to repeat.

 

towels are also way better to use than using newspapers

 

Take the fish sticks out of the box before you put them in the oven. And always wear a helmet.

 

Take the time to type "you" instead of "u"....otherwise you come off as really lazy and annoying

 

please remove clothing prior to defecating......

 

when you burp make sure to blow out

 

always drive on the yellow line

 

When you get in the shower, don't forget to turn on the water.

 

do not try to inhale soda through your nose...(why does that hurt so much )

 

hold your breath when swimming under water.....

 

To avoid tripping up stairs lift your feet a little higher

 

if you cant hear well....make sure the cell phone you buy has a volume function

 

The big blue painting on the ground means handicapped people ONLY

 

never make a blond joke when there's a 300 lb blond person within hearing range

 

Don't sleep in the blender.

 

do not carry your cell phone in your back pocket

 

drinking gasoline wont give you super fighting robot powers.

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/07/20/kid-drinks-gasoline-to-be-more-like-the-transformers/

 

do not mix HCl with aluminum foil

 

if it tastes good its probably not good for you