bend the truth

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by area_51, Jul 18, 2009.

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  1. area_51

    area_51 Banned

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    honest officer,my throttle cable stuck and it fixed itself just when you got behind me
     
    area_51, Jul 22, 2009
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  3. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I never inhaled....:)
     
    farmout, Jul 22, 2009
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  5. area_51

    area_51 Banned

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    but really,red is my natural eye color
     
    area_51, Jul 22, 2009
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  7. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i promise honey,I'll pull out
     
    rollingalong, Jul 22, 2009
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  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I'm getting laid tonight
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 22, 2009
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  11. Midnight Colors

    Midnight Colors Member

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    lmao


    I have a purple beard
     
    Midnight Colors, Jul 23, 2009
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  13. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    bbad is getting laid tonite
     
    rollingalong, Jul 23, 2009
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  15. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I shot JFK. Harvey just bought the bullets
     
    lunarverse, Jul 23, 2009
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  17. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    lunar is hilarious
     
    rollingalong, Jul 23, 2009
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  19. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Rolling is a douchebag
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 23, 2009
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  21. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    BBAD is soon to be elected Prime Minister
     
    lunarverse, Jul 23, 2009
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  23. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    lunarverse will someday post a pic of his toe tattoos
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 23, 2009
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  25. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    lol. BBAD will someday post a pic of his entire face and not just a batman-esque pic of his eyes
     
    lunarverse, Jul 23, 2009
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  27. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Ill send you one...I just dont like having pics on a public forum
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 23, 2009
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  29. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    yea. Me either. I took mine down.
     
    lunarverse, Jul 23, 2009
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  31. Midnight Colors

    Midnight Colors Member

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    Everyone's actually got it wrong. The sun revolves around the earth.
     
    Midnight Colors, Jul 23, 2009
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  33. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    the planet Earth has corners
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 23, 2009
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  35. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    We are all actually living on venus. No one's lived on earth since Christ died and the planet blew up. Aliens brought a few people here and started procreating us
     
    lunarverse, Jul 24, 2009
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    area_51 Banned

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    i didnt mean to yell fire in a crowded movie house..i have tourettes
     
    area_51, Jul 24, 2009
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  39. standingseated

    standingseated A Back Scrubber

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    There are no women on the internet.

    (a pretty subtle bend)
     
    standingseated, Jul 24, 2009
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