An army of enraged erections will tie you down and drown you with their semen while singing the "Macarena".
Thats ok. Its dark, so i cant see your eyes to the back of your head when you have an explosive orgasm.
That's cool. I have no idea who I am, either. And I'm easy, but I'm not cheap. (My German teacher in high school told our whole class that he'd sell anyone an A for $100,000 and told us that phrase...I've loved it ever since.)