What the hell mom!!!

my dad smokes
i smoked with him ONCE
it was weird
i'd been arrested for smoking so he couldn't really approve of it...

we both know that each other smoke, but don't really mention it

 

I wish my parents still smoked & I could smoke w/ 'em. I know they used 2 back in the day, even after I was born they would go hang w/ friends & smoke up. Now my mom is a lush & my dad doesn't drink that much, he just drinks heavily when he does haha.

 

lollool your not funny

 

Lol Steele, I thought that story was gonna end bad, but still that pretty shit ripping off your mom. Surprise her with some special brownies or a nice bonding bowl on the back porch.

 

Lollool nice grammar error Mr. Funny Man

 

one day after i graduate from college i'll roll one up and offer to smoke it with my mom. my dad would NEVER be down for that, but i think she would be as long as i was older and legit and stuff.

not that she was ever really a smoker, i know she tried it once or twice in college but she didn't inhale right

but whenever i talk to her about that stuff she's always like "damn if it were legal i'd totally E" and "i would take mushrooms if they were legal and didn't have the potential to do permanent damage" and "when i die i want to be on a LOT of drugs"

 

Amanita muscaria mushrooms may be purchased legally from vendors on the internet, and they won't do any permanent damage. (Though, unlike the illegal psilocybe cubensis, they are actually poisonous. But there hasn't been a documented case of someone dying from eating them in over 100 years, according to wikipedia. If she's really concerned, you could eat the mushroom and she could drink your urine, which will be more potent and safer than the actual shroom. That's how the Siberians used to do it, anyway.)


Look it up on erowid.

 

i was going to say "hahahaha anyone who generalizes based on demographics" but then i started thinking about the implications and i forgot why i thought it was funny. you know, pre-sleep smoking induced stupor.

 

Also how the Irish druids used to aswell. They learned from watching the deers seeking out the mushrooms. They discovered it from the deers urine I think. Anyway they used to collect these and on full moon or in times of need or decision making the druids would sit at the centre of the ringfort and after fasting for a few days only drinking water they would eat the mushrooms and visit the faery realm where they would learn what wya to direct the clan.

Then the next highest ranking people would drink the urine. This inspired me to collect them from an ancient ringfort a few miles from my house on a mountain and camp and fast for a few days before eating them. Still havnt done that yet actually. Theres pics of the ringfort in my gallery

 

haah that kinda happened in my house before...
we were smokin, and my ma walks in (i dont think she ever smoked though) and is like let me try that, she was drunk...
she thought "chokin the chicken" was a term used for gettin stoned... and she start sayin "im choking the chicken" i was just like omg... what a lil weirdo she is

 

chokin the chicken:smilielol5:

 

^^ :rofl:
i know shes so innocent shes knows nothing :rofl:

 

hahaha im going to have to start saying that

 

Maybe she's wise and was just fucking with you!

Either way, that is hilarious!

 

oh god, what have i done :rofl:

haha i dont think so, she was so confused when we were all laughing at her :rofl:

 

that pertty funny

 

uke:

 

neither was your post, so i guess we cancel each other out dont we?!