I felt like sharing. Oh yes.. I'm so brilliant. But yea, This was my first somewhat off the wall poem. It makes no sense to most people but there's a chance you'll get it. I have faith in you. You’re stuck in a ditch It’s nice and cozy but the bugs make your back itch and the horse almost stepped on you animals are eating your mind you can get out anytime have fun graves are deep but their stones are shallow keep them away from the mirrors the trees are your family the forest is your home too bad your daddy beat you admit it, you had fun watching him burn revenge is more tangy than sweet just ask your uncle the squirrel hey, you know he was sucking your dad’s nuts the angel stands, arms spread in grace give her a rose and she’ll spread her legs too have fun you smoke your shit all day you drink your piss all night you slit your wrists and say you’re lonely why don’t I kick your ass and say I’m calm? Stand on the soapbox and declare yourself sane Use your southern accent to charm the crowd Behold, my children Jesus is your friend Be lead to your demise Give the policeman a hug as he leads you to his hotel room Have fun Hit the ball and watch it swell The air might just suffocate you Mary Jane and Stacy can play They’ll win for sure I’m your little violin So uptight and hollow You’re my bow Stroke my front and make me scream Turn around, your eye cuts the fence They promise they’ll fix it Pleasant dreams all the way to the hospital They glue you back together The snake thinks you’re stupid Just tell her how fat of a bitch she is Sent to the principal Just a minor principle, violence is bad Throw a chair at the **** I don’t have problems Have fun Draw a picture with the friend Remember when its brother died? You buried him in the front yard Remember when its cousin died? You hacked her up and threw her away Yea, I helped The memories of our past are history in itself Let’s find some brain damage We’re drain bamaged now Segregation, discrimination, separation, desperation I don’t give a shit if you don’t The sound waves pulse as the drumsticks beat As shadows grow deeper and the friendly pony dies He moved away first. I wanted to bury him. Have fun Jars of toast on the corner shelf Teach me the terms and I’m a dealer in no time Yea, the chicken came before the egg I like the pain but being human sucks We need more drain bamage, right? Sure, let’s smack our foreheads on brick walls expecting money Let the coins fall from your fractured skull Wow, here comes the singing frog Watch him dance on your bloody fortune Have fun Daddy takes us out to dinner Memories of processing reality and vomiting it up appear Don’t let the waitress hear the story We all know she heard you say penis That’s what he said, you’re the prize of the week Might as well surrender before it’s too late Too busy climbing your family tree to notice Once you fall he’ll be gone Have fun Sunday has come, time for church The preacher screams the story true Jesus died for our sins But we’re damned to Hell if we touch his wife Back in the ditch again For all I know you never left The bugs ate your back Too bad, now you can’t help me out of my ditch Lying in our own laziness together Pointlessly amused with shapes in the sky Found a four-leaf-clover just for you Maybe now we can get out now, if you actually got through that all you might realize how immature and vulgar it is. I wrote it quite a while ago and I hope you understand it doesn't express my current views. and if you DID take the time to go through it, you get a cookie. I love you.
This is amazing... completely off the wall, random, and twisted. I'd quote from it but almost every stanza throughout was classic. If there's a method behind the madness, I was unable to figure it out... but I still want my cookie for reading the whole thing, lol... and.... You're 14??? no way....
