I Need A HF Boyfriend

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Enraged Angel, Jul 20, 2009.

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  1. naedhippie

    naedhippie Banned

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    pretty hard to top that
     
    naedhippie, Jul 22, 2009
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  3. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Damn straight :cheers2:

    Although she can top me if she wants. :cool:
     
    Jaitaiyai, Jul 22, 2009
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  5. "!"

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    If you werent already taken.
     
    "!", Jul 22, 2009
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  7. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Jealous?
     
    Jaitaiyai, Jul 22, 2009
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  9. "!"

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    I just want my commission.
     
    "!", Jul 22, 2009
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  11. soaddodger

    soaddodger Member

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    i want to be your boyfreind.

    i am athletic i am very sexy and i move like a bull when fucking...

    i can aslo do magic tricks...
     
    soaddodger, Jul 22, 2009
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  13. moon_flower

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    :mad: So now you only want me for my lovely lady lumps?
     
    moon_flower, Jul 22, 2009
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  15. Enraged Angel

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    Dearest Jai,

    These are very good points of interest. Do you have photo evidence of the described above?

    Thanks,
    Enraged Angel

    Moon_Flower,

    In all fairness, did you think I would looking for a companion?

    Regards,

    Enraged Angel
     
    Enraged Angel, Jul 22, 2009
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  17. moon_flower

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    It's alright. I only submitted my application after remembering that picture of you in your pink bra. :cheers2:
     
    moon_flower, Jul 22, 2009
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  19. Enraged Angel

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    Moon_Flower,

    Since you are hypocritical I will have to remove you from the eligible candidate list, unless nudes are provided.

    Thank you for your time.

    Regards,
    Enraged Angel
     
    Enraged Angel, Jul 22, 2009
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  21. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    LauraMay, Jul 22, 2009
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  23. moon_flower

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    oh yea!
     
    moon_flower, Jul 22, 2009
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  25. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    if that was a nude, you have some sort of fungus that you should get looked at... :eek:
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jul 22, 2009
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  27. Enraged Angel

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    :eek:
     
    Enraged Angel, Jul 22, 2009
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  29. moon_flower

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    You gave it to me. :eek:
     
    moon_flower, Jul 22, 2009
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  31. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    that's how i know about it.

    believe me, if you don't do something about it real soon, things are going to start falling off. :eek:
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jul 22, 2009
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  33. scratcho

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    I'll shorten mine up:Age=old.looks=gone.money=$14 dollars and 65 cents.condition=sick,inflicted,bones caved in -damn near gone. plusses=Have several teeth and a patch of hair.-----Do I win?
     
    scratcho, Jul 22, 2009
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  35. Enraged Angel

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    Using music to bribe. Me, sneaky devil. :cool:

    Yes!

    You win a night out on the town with I'minmyunderwear! Yay! :cheers2:
     
    Enraged Angel, Jul 22, 2009
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  37. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    :smilielol5: :D

    What better way to convey emotion? :p
     
    LauraMay, Jul 22, 2009
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  39. Enraged Angel

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    I thought the answer would have been oral sex actually. :rolleyes:

    I guess that works too. hahahaha
     
    Enraged Angel, Jul 22, 2009
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