Things you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole

I worked in an old persons home and I got used to it. Everyone shits.

 

A giant pile of dog shit mixed with large amounts of semen.

 

my girlfriend is a nurses aide. she had one resident whose vagina and anus were like fused or whatever so they both were an outlet for whatever.

nasty.

 

Brazzer's mang.

 

uke:

 

Someone said manure but no one said dog shit and semen.

 

strawberries

 

I wouldn't touch BSR with a ten foot pole...

I'd bash him with it.






I'm only kidding.

 

Me, I'd touch both. If I were ever caught by the KGB, and tortured, I wouldn't want them to get me to talk by using dog shit or semen. You just have to acclimatize yourself to that, you know,,

 

Used to work for a city agency, and got to know the sewer maintenance crew. This new guy comes on the job, and they were working down a hole, and the shit was flowing by, and he was being a wuss about it, and the leadworker just grabs a brown trout floating by with his bare hands, squeezes it through his fingers, and says,,"It's only shit!"

They got shots though,,

 

ewww well thats what i choose that i wouldnt touch
thats disgusstiingg!

aww haha lauras to sweet to stay mad

 

any joints handed to me by someone with a cold sore

 

yo momma

 

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

I won't touch anyone who willingly accepts said touch, except myself..ahhh me,meee,MEEEEE

 

An eleven-foot pole.

 

a guy with an eleven-foot dick

 

A vagina.

jk. I'll specify more, a smelly old wrinkly loose vagina.

 

^^^ ewwwwwwwwwwww

 

Hahaha. It's true though.