I should be at the bar right now

But instead I am here, because I have lost my two ID cards in less than 3 weeks. Fuck me in da behind!

 

They still ask you for ID at 22?

 

What kind of totalitarian dictatorship would require people to carry an ID to get into a bar?

 

but you look like your 40, dont they just laugh at you when you do show ID?

 

I think they make everybody that appears under 50 to show ID

 

That's why you were supposed to start smoking when you were eight

duh.

 

I fail at life, man.

 

:grouphug:

Life is hard.

 

can I really

 

yeah really, the physical differences between a 21-year-old and a 22-year-old are equivalent to the physical differences between a dog and a tree.

 

I can get you an ID Mr. Pappagiorgio

 

I thought you'd never ask.