Best Friends

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by dumto95, Jul 18, 2009.

  1. dumto95

    dumto95 Member

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    On a perfectly normal night you and your friend go out for a drink. Nothing new, friends drink with friends. What do you do when your mate passes out on the can and nothing will wake him? Its ten till seven... he works at quarter passed seven... reaction?:cheers2:
     
  2. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Shoot him.
     
  3. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Let the dumb motherfucker get fired. Not your fault he's too irresponsible to stay sober when he has to work.
     
  4. dumto95

    dumto95 Member

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    Well its semi my fault for intriging him to drink. (Disclaimer: I Appoligize in advance for any misspellings in this forum. I have dyslexia...)
     
  5. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    No...he's a grown man (I assume), it's his life, his body, his choices, and his responsibility. Not your fault.
     
  6. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Draw offensive things on his face!
     
  7. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    Piss and shit on him.
    Tell him he shouldn't have sat on the toliet.
     
  8. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    or just too lazy to spellcheck?
     
  9. dumto95

    dumto95 Member

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    Spell check is what I've been using all my life... could be the reason why im dslexic.

    My friend is a grown man but you never now how persuasive a friend can be when they have a bottle of whiskey in hand.
     
  10. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Do unto him as he would do unto you.:D

    Whatever that may be.
     
  11. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    totally agree. Fuck him
     
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