waking up as the other sex

I would become a lesbian slut...

unless female brains process sensation in a completely different way, sex is almost certainly much better for them.

so, seems to me I'd want to spend as much time as possible enjoying it

 

Get me some long dickin'.Lots.

 

I'd make a latex copy of my peen the night before

 

roll in to the local highschool blaring kings of leon and pick me up some easy young bitches and pound the shit out of them with my massive cock.

If I were a dude, I would be THE dude.

 

Ugh that just made me think of a poster at another forum. uke:

 

something tells me youd be making all the womens swoon

 

masturbate

 

sorry

 

Not your fault that guy made a personal dildo and decided to post pictures.

 

Someone has a crush ... Dean you can totally win that bet if Zilla's feeling froggy.

 

guys this is between me and wimbrel kay so STEP OFF!

 

so um...would you maybe wanna do something sometime?

 

love to! But can you come down here? north pole is too cold for my thin blood

 

I'd kill myself

 

sure thing. you can show me what texas has to offer :cheers2:

 

i think i would have to do the same, guys are so lucky they can piss wherever they want, we gotta worry about even having a bathroom, let alone if its clean enough to sit our asses on

 

hah you could make this peoples job such a great fun

 

That's when you hover.

 

Woke up at the wrong time of the month.

 

It would be horrible, I'd find some hot bitches... first I'd perfect my penis with some easy not so awesome chicks, that would let me practice...

God knows I'd be hot with a huge cock, but I'd have to make sure I know how to use it first.

I'd be sad though, boobs and vag is def. better, I'd end up getting a sex change, lol